February 2012
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I guess this is why we dated almost a year...
Jenna: California?
Andy: Si
J: Comida Tuesday?
A: Hmmm shmaybe
J: Wednesday works too
A: Lollipops
J: Rainbows
A: Unicorns
J: Puppies
A: Four leaf clovers
J: Hearts
A: Saber tooth tigers
J: Triceratops
A: Bangarang
J: Batarang
A: Go go gadget helicopter
J: Lightsabers!!!!
A: Proton lazer canon
J: Human catapult
A: The hand of God
J: The hammer of Thor
A: Mlijinour or some shit. Invisibility cloak.
J: Minotaur? Invisibility cloak=cheez whiz
A: Tsunami
J: Lava geyser
This is 30 minutes of our lives we are never getting back. Glad they were well spent.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“I’m an unknown individual in an unattended car Hey, welcome to Chicago or...”
– Bound Away - CAKE
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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How Do You Get Pink Eye?
fakescience:
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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new post up :)
http://everyonelovesalaska.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/sic-transit-gloria/
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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2.14.12
Last night, I had the strangest dreams. Adventuring with some people that were supposed to be my family and then something about a rat. So creepy. This morning I woke up to a friend asking if I would attend his court date next week. His boyfriend can’t make it and he wants to make sure someone is there in case he gets sent to jail. Awesome. Of course, I’ll be there. I will wait with...
Feb 14th
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“If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that it’s okay if a crazy...”
– Some Advice for Young People (via TheAwl)
Feb 14th
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Dear Jenna,
Yes, your salt levels will be fucked today. No one should ever eat more than one Instant Lunch (cup of noodles) in a single day. We know you think you’re sick but this does not count as chicken noodle soup. Sincerely, Maruchan
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Proud of my brother, I am.
Me: Your Halloween bear is very cute. I think it needs just a small bouquet of flowers to go with it.
James: Thanks, dude. There will indeed be some flowers.
Me: Good!
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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My latest project!
Please read: http://everyonelovesalaska.wordpress.com/ xoxo Jenna
Feb 8th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Hi.: What happens if you fall in love with a... →
karenfelloutofbedagain: Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or…
Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Awkward moment #45438512000
That awkward moment when everyone you know is getting married or having a child and the biggest thing in your life is the new chair you just bought.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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“Man, sometimes life is balls. Really.”
– Me
Jan 10th
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One mild panic attack later and I’m on my way.
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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My collar bone aches. I didn't even know that was...
I thought we (you) stopped doing that - unliking/untagging/unfollowing. Oh well. I’m wearing my ring on my left hand just to fuck with you. I can be spiteful at times. 
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
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