May 2012
6 posts
May 12th
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May 6th
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I suppose this is what single women do on Saturday nights. They crash out on the couch and watch re-runs of sitcoms. Geez.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
52 posts
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Couldn't she tell I was surprised by how wide my...
Mom: It's mommy, daddy, jenna day.
Me: (silence)
Mom: Did you know that?
Me: (silence)
Apr 29th
4 tags
Captain America
is hott.
Apr 29th
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It's not a side job if you only have one...
Jen: I have a party/metal show we can go to tomorrow night if you're free.
Derbs: I have a side job at night otherwise I would love to.
Jen: On the side of what?
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Goddammit, I need a cigarette!
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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My fix-it ticket just turned into a $500 ticket because I am an idiot who didn’t take care of it sooner. Bleghhhhhhhhhhhh.
Apr 25th
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“Pay day will now officially be known as boxed wine pick-up day.”
– Me
Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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“Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken.”
– Albert Camus (via ditchtherest)
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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“Well, any remnants of my desire to seduce you that were left over after you flat...”
– Tim (after I confessed I have a bit of folliculaphilia)
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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The kids have it all figured out →
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Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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I really do believe that you and I can do whatever we want to do. I guess I just have a lot of faith.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Can I just say?
I absolutely fucking hate the word synergy.
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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I'm a genious!
I just thought of a way to make money that’s like the opposite of a prostitute. I’m way too excited about this idea.
Apr 8th
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“When did you become such a mean gay?”
– Me (in a text message to Pete)
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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I’m looking into doctorate programs and Pepperdine’s program costs over a grand per unit. I don’t know if I’m worth the investment, LOL. In other news, I haven’t been able to finish my most recent story. I think it’s cause it doesn’t really have an ending. I’m still living it and the whole thing makes me a little sad to think about. Also, I wrote...
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Tattoos
I am definitely getting my “Au Revoir, Simone” tattoo soon. Also, coming up… -dream catcher (right sholder blade) -gold lemon (left fore arm) -and possibly a small sawhorse tattoo. when i was a kid (about 4 y.o.), i always hung out with my uncle in his workshop. he built me a pint sized sawhorse from scratch so i would have one to work on my projects at the same time. it was...
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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