The world may never know
How do you solve a problem like Maria Jenna?
amazon sale =D
Is it wrong that I want the Ting Ting’s “We Started Nothing” album? I feel like it is. STOP BEING A SNOB JENNA! STOP IT!
Let’s hear it for New York!!!
And now you know...
txtsfrmlstnght: (818): Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics I almost typed in some lyrics from “According to you” today. :D
txtsfrmlstnght: (304): I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
God only knows...
I’m wondering when this seemingly endless uncertainty will end. But, do I really want it to? Wouldn’t that qualify me as dead? Hmmm…this is too existential of a thought for so late in the night/so early in the morning.
hahahaha...I've got to try this!
txtsfrmlstnght: (312): i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting……..he totally bought it
I have lots to be thankful for.
Thanksgiving collage coming soon!
Maybe it's just the JCP catalog LOL
Men’s jewelery is always so tacky. What the fuck sexist designers?!
Why don’t I live in Boston? Clearly, that’s where it’s at.
ask me ask me ask me
Today I completed a homework assignment that’s due on December 7th. Woot! I’m feeling productive and oh so sleey! -.-
I feel like I’m destined to be alone forever. Like I had one shot and I blew it.
DEALBREAKER: You don't eat.
dealbreaker: callmebez: You keep telling me how you used to be fat, and that you lost weight by only consuming coffee and cigarettes. I’m pretty used to eating as much food as a guy, but this is just depressing. You order a burger and take ONE BITE while I go to town on a pasta dish and two appetizers. This might have to end now. Also you smell like an ashtray-latté.
Now I understand the controversy! This country never fails to amuse me :]
I need a little somethin-somethin, it’s been too long.
Spike Jonze+Karen O= Powerhouse– planetwaves33 -random youtube person
always the best friend: a profile of judy greer
Interesting…and true! folkinz: judy greer has made a career out of being the best friend. while she definitely played some memorable characters, kitty sanchez of arrested development, comes to mind, and her role in adaptation (where she goes topless) her roles are all basically the same. it’s time for judy to step out from behind the shadows of hollywood starlets and stop being the best...
After watching the “Mr.Brightside” video from The Killers, I am convinced that Brandon Flowers would make an excellent mime. You just can’t learn hand gestures like that, you have to be born with that ability.
our hippie dippie generation...
txtsfrmlstnght: (713): Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts. She’s cheer captain and I’m...– Taylor Swift
Kind of sounds like something I would do...
txtsfrmlstnght: (972): You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for “eating Henry”
today sucks but this is helping :]
txtsfrmlstnght: (401): the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
How good could it be? →
Lauren Conrad Book to Be Turned Into Movie
Don’t you want me baby???
Good times never seemed so good…
In the midst of my mid-mid life crisis...
I have decided that now would be the best time to get my tattoo(s). I need clarity, I think that can aid in that. They better…they’re permanent. I’ve also finally let my mom in my current state of mind. She’s now worried that I won’t graduate. I guess I would be worried too. Everything just seems so pointless. But I need to finish. I ABSOLUTELY DO. But this leads to...
I might be booking a booty call 400 miles away. FML. BUT, it could be a lot of fun. A LOT OF FUN. I’m not gonna be a snob about this. For what? So I can continue to not get laid. Side note: Sometimes I wonder if I should watch my mouth on this blog but fuck it. This is my blog. Screw you random facebook friend who may be reading this. Just kidding :]
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Top 1 Habits of Amazing Writers 1. They write.
tit for tat
I honestly think that if I asked you “What are you doing with your life?” you would be super-offended by my tone. Well, I think most people would. Are you most people?
I’m from California. Where do I go?
So I’m sick with the flu. Went to the Student Health Center today and they made me wear a face mask?! :/ And then when I got inside to see the doctor, she fixed it for me because I had it on upside down. FML. Anyway, I am out of commission until Monday. Yes, you heard me, Monday. No school or work until then…FUCK. I don’t have time to be this sick. But I guess this is my body...