txtsfrmlstnght: (858): she takes plan B like it’s going out of style Dear god, Please don’t let this ever become me. Cheers, Jenna M. Lopez
Dwight tried to kiss me. And I didn’t tell anyone because I’m not really sure...– Jim Halpert (via tunaeverynight)
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Oh man...I'm trashy
I have the “What’d you get at hometown?” song in my head. It feels like a warm memory.
txtsfrmlstnght: (908): Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life. That’s debatable.
So I’m going to look at a car to purchase on Sunday. Fuck, I’m stressed. Stressed that I’m going to fuck up royally and buy a lemon. I don’t want this investment to turn into a lesson. I can’t afford that right now and I don’t even mean financially. Well, not solely financially.
How the fuck do I become a tumblr #cat?
The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year a total of 88,000 by the...– (via bitchville) So true…
Ick! I hate men. But I am not switching teams! (Just in case there are any questions about it.) Oh yeah and I almost told someone I think you’re cute but totally not my type. Should I have stopped myself??? Who knows…
lickystickypickyme: Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 I...
I've got a feeling...
another OKC update…. If you’re wearing Kanye glasses, please don’t bother me. Unless they’re actual prescription lenses then maybe we’ll talk. Just maybe though.
I’ve always been your biggest flan.– Jim Halpert (via tunaeverynight) [Damn, I wish remembered what episode this was from.]
txtsfrmlstnght: (740): I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep.. But it kind of sounds like something I might do…
Man, I hate that I have an online dating account. It’s just embarrasing. I’m ashamed of myself but, I’m going to keep it until I get really sick of it. That may take awhile… It makes no contribution to my life. I’m just saying…
OKC update! So one of my visitors (formerly called stalkers & i liked that so much better) is my coworkers ex! She showed me his Yelp profile and it’s totally him! Ahhhh! He’s cute too. Too bad…Plus, he was interested in her and we are pretty much polar opposites. Hmm…maybe that’s just what he needs and a good back massage. ;]
txtsfrmlstnght: (231): I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot…Because I’m narcissistic. Hehe :] This one just makes me smile.
txtsfrmlstnght: (304): My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol. I was more of a Babysitters Club girl myself but I think SVH would probably apply more. Except I don’t have a twin. They were twins right?
poor schmuck... :[
fmylife: Today, my fiance, who believes in “sex after marriage” like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
the longest 3 hour tour EVER...
txtsfrmlstnght: (937): I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I’m pretty or something.
I wish I didn’t live in the ghetto so I could camp out in my yard. And that I had grass.
txtsfrmlstnght: (973): Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back Oh man, I wish I drank coffee more regularly.
boom chicka boom
So this is the part where I get stuck. I was having 2 clever conversations with cute boys on my OKC profile but now I have nothing to say. Maybe it’s ‘cause I don’t know them! The internet sucks! In other news, I planned my sisterhood events and proposed fundraisers for the semester. Looks intimidating…. Why do I do these things to myself? =/ Now, I’m off to watch...
2 shirts and a tote
ooo…..they think they’re bad. CORRECTION! We know we’re bad! LOL I feel dumb. We got new greek gear today! Very exciting!
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad...– -Pete Wentz. (via backlessblackdress) I like this statement but I still can’t approve of Pete Wentz. Haha….not that it really matters, I’m just putting it out there.
My head hurts. Tomorrow retreat from 8-5. Argghhh…it’s gonna be a long day. Probably kind of fun but long. And tonight I found out that two of my sisters are dating each other! Ahhhh! Crazy…I didn’t have a clue. Our sisterhood tonight was a pool party and it was pretty darn fun. I can’t remember the last time I was in a pool and I was so comfortable just walking...
So I made up a song for my sorority, to the tune of “This Land was made for you and me.” Yay! Proud of myself! :D But now, I’m bored and waiting to go to Beatlefest. Blah….I need to get ready.
I believe there will be some alcohol in me tonight. This sounds like a good night already. I really want to order a white wine spritzer but I’m too embarrassed. And with good reason…
This made my night.
txtsfrmlstnght: (541): at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking (1-541): only in oregon
I wish I were one of those people who didn’t value looks. But I’m not. Looks like I’m fucked.