July 2010
29 posts
Sometimes, I really wish I had applied myself more. I could have done great things. I could have gone to a better college, possibly on scholarship. I could have majored in something different, more meaningful, more complex. Something that could lead me to something greater. It’s just as well…I suppose I picked my major for a reason other than laziness. It gives me options. It allows me...
“A tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men.”
– The Essential Man (via nickelcobalt, babyrussia, maliciousmallory) (via sleepypandaeyes)
I do this thing where I think I'm real sick...
“I had a boyfriend…but where did he go???”
Thanks for not texting me back (x2), douchebag.
You know I really care about this boyfriend of mine but sometimes it’s hard. I hate that he’s been out of town since Thursday night and I’ve barely spoken to him. It sucks. I get it (I suppose). I’m sure you’re shitfaced out of your mind but I’m still...
“Come home boy.”
Last time I couldn't accurately fill out paperwork...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(303): Realized I’m still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here’s to responsible hang overs.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): come over i need a lifeguard for my shower.
“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
– Lewis Carroll (via quoters)
RIP
txtsfrmlstnght:
(603): Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he’s going to make Jesus cut his hair.
“Nobody likes a child who complains and I won’t be that child anymore.”
– No, Not Now - Hot Hot Heat
“I deserve happiness.”
– Reblog if you do. (via iheart-myself) 