A Minor Incident: Archive

theidiotking: Regina Spektor - Your Honor ...

Feb 1st

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Quick Notes...

This is called speed blogging yo! How dare you quote BJ?! He’s one of my all time favorites! I could listen to him on repeat for days and I do! I’m literally squinting, I’m so angry. Come one Outlook, you’re supposed to work with me! Not against me! Louie, I am in no mood to get into philosophical banter over the latest CAKE album! No mood! I like it, okay?! I literally...

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Preach.

liopleurodonerrific:

Jan 31st

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Jerk

J: I'm an adult. I pay my bills, I pay rent, I work 40 hours a week. 
Nick: That's what I've been doing for the last three years. 
J: Oh, did I forget graduating college?
N: Low blow.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Over the last two weeks

I have had an awful lot of time to think about things and I have. I have adjusted my priorities, I have changed my mind about many things. I have decided to change my actions from here on out - for the better. It’s gonna happen, it’s already happening. I hope you believe me.

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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You can usually tell how crappy I feel

by the size of my coffee. Today’s a medium day. But, frankly, I’m beginning to think I could have gone with a large.

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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I was just about to send an email

and then I remembered I really don’t care to. Awesome :)

Jan 24th

Jan 20th

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They ignore you now, but they'll need you later....

caitiefab: of course Ughhhhh :(

Jan 20th

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a short list of generally non-offensive offensive...

folkinz: wide-wale corduroys flavorless macaroni & cheese that costs over $12 at fancy restaurants diet mountain dew a new sandwich artist at subway I had to repost. This is just too ridiculous and fairly accurate.

Jan 19th

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I'm so not useful today.

Faaaaccccccckkkkkk.

Jan 18th

Dear Followers,

I am currently in the process of starting my own baking business and have started a blog dedicated to the business and all things baking. It would be AMAZING if you would all start following it immediately. http://bananafishbakingco.tumblr.com Please and thank you, Jenna Lopez

Jan 18th

My New Baking Biz...Follow me PLEASE! →

Jan 15th

The frustration of dealing with a novice Googler... →

Jan 14th

That awkward moment

thatawkwardmoment: when Miley Cyrus asks ‘who owns my heart?’ and Disney’s legal department responds. Poor Miley…Not.

Jan 11th

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