December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I may not have a date for New Years Eve but at least I had a really great last night in my apartment. Goodbye Echo Park. It’s been brief but a pleasure to know you. Thanks Hemingway. I appreciate all the effort you put forth last night. It was needed.  
Dec 30th
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Started looking up facts for my article on DUIs. Man, I can’t believe I gave myself homework. 
Dec 28th
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Busybee
Woke up at 7 and drafted a marketing plan for my store in the new year. Now, I’m working on short stories before work. Man, I am on a roll. I guess that’s the by-product of my angst-ridden half sleep. Usually, it has the opposite effect. But, since Hemingway has decided to be an asshole (yet again), why not use it to my advantage? And, in case you’re reading this - yes, I...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I just want someone to tell me how nice and pretty I am. It’s just one of those days.
Dec 27th
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Questions I should never have to ask my staff
“Where are your shoes?”
Dec 27th
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Such a charmer...not.
A: Merry xmas ho!
J: Merry Christmas chump
Dec 26th
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“We are all worms. But I do believe that I am a glow-worm.”
– Winston Churchill
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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I think I'm beginning my countdown to New Years.
And, I’ve decided exactly who I’m going to ask to be my NYE date. Now if only I can get him to say yes. Oh semi-platonic love of my life, why won’t you hang out with me? It’s weird. He told me he liked me before and now I think he’s starting to avoid me.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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Question of the day
Why does the word “bootie” freak me out so much? Especially when used in the phrase “shake your/that bootie.” It literally makes my stomach churn. 
Dec 21st
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Moving
So the roommate had our awkward discussion about my impending move. I don’t really want to move. But, I gotta. Pity. So part of the discussion included the possibility of my moving in the next two weeks. That was my contribution. Then I subtly mentioned that yes I am willing to pay for the month because I am doing the right thing and giving a 30 day notice but I also don’t relish the...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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There was a man
and I really did love him. It was a short romance but it doesn’t make it less special.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Glee
is losing its touch for me.
Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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And the moral of the story is don’t put your wedding photos on Facebook if you don’t want anyone to find them! 
Dec 8th
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Dec 4th
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When I grow up I want to be Kimya Dawson (except more attractive).
Dec 2nd