A Minor Incident: Archive

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Um,

I tried.

Feb 24th

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Your Nutritionista: How to Make Oatmeal... Wrong →

nutritionista: I don’t subscribe to the idea that oatmeal is some sort of miracle health food, like so many other bloggers, but I definitely don’t think it’s the worst thing you could eat for breakfast (most cold cereals take that honor). McDonald’s, in a half-hearted attempt at offering healthier breakfast… Who cares?! Have you tasted this oatmeal??? It’s AMAZING! :D

Feb 24th

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Katherine's Favorite Things: Sequin Versace Dress

katherinekwei: Given as a gift, this Versace number is definitely one of my favourite party dresses that always makes me smile. I love the oblong sequin shape and how the dress goes from gold to silver. I wore this for Halloween last year and was so sad to take it off! - Katherine Sweet mother of all that is holy - I love this dress. I might have to start a new religion just so I...

Feb 24th

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10 Things You Didn't Know About Batman →

Feb 24th

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I wrote it all down.

I’m so excited. I couldn’t love you more than I do today.

Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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That's right!

I just drank a whole bottle of wine. Yay me. Tomorrow, I’ve got things to say. Tonight, I’ll just stay quiet.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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I couldn’t do it. I didn’t say a thing. He’s happy, they’re happy. And, I am a lot of things but a HOMEWRECKER ain’t one of them. I guess that’s a good thing. Silver lining.

Feb 22nd

Maybe he's right...

Maybe it has turned into an obsession. I’m just not sure what exactly in particular I’m obsessing over.

Feb 21st

It’s been 5 weeks. Of course I’m still counting.

Feb 21st

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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At first I thought you might have been talking about me but then I came to my senses. Yay, busy weekend.

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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I wish I had never met you.

Feb 17th

Everyday just gets a little bit harder. I thought it was supposed to be the opposite. And, I have a scratch on my face and no clue where it came from.

Feb 17th

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Accurate

The paint’s peeling off the streets again And I drive and I close my eyes in Michigan. And I feel nothing, not brave. It’s a hard day for breathing again…. The heat is chasing off all your friends And their scattered bodies part to the shore again. And I feel nothing, not sane. It’s a hard day for dreaming again…. I’m not going back to the assholes that made me And the perfect display of...

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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LOL.

This is the nerdy social media personnel part of me speaking… I wish I used tags more consistently to draw more traffic to my blog. Le sigh.

Feb 16th

Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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Fingers Crossed

I’m actually really happy that Barbie & Ken got back together. It gives me silly hope. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Feb 14th

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Hooray, hooray, I’m your silver lining. But,...

Feb 14th

It's a Lady Gaga type of morning...

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

Feb 11th

For starters, I just want to say that I hate running into people unexpectedly. It’s usually just a bowl full of awkward. Tonight was no exception. I need to just go to sleep and let the anxiety fade away.

Feb 11th