May 2011
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I'm back from the world's longest date...
Camping with the EXBF was quite an adventure. I spent about 4 whole days with him. Crazy. We’re both crazy. And, we bring out the worst in each other. “Kiss with a fist” describes us perfectly except we’re not actually violent towards each other, except with insults. We come up with some pretty good ones.
This online dating thing really is all about instant gratification. Maybe a touch of lazyness. But, everyone’s either bored or lonely. It makes me not feel so bad.
Camping this weekend…dear god, please let it be fun.
Most awkward family convos to ever happen...
First, Dad practically yells at me across the table in a restaurant that I need to get back on those pills cause he doesn’t want any accidents. And, then my mother mentions me sleeping with an old dude and goes into details about his old balls slapping against me.
I’ve been shuddering all day.
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So maybe
When you went to New Orleans I kind of think you actually forgot we were dating. I, on the other hand, just acted like I forgot. I didn’t forget and tomorrow would make one year together. I told my friend my whole “child” reasoning and she told me it was terrible. She’s right. It was/is terrible. But, all I can do now is move forward and try and make better decisions. And,...
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Sometimes we get so lost, we don’t have any clue to find our way. We grow older but not wiser. We grow weary with no rest in sight.
A life with Facebook sluts: .
nowescuchame:
miscellaineouss:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
I...
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It has been quite awhile since I've posted.
In that time, I’ve lost a job, been through a wave of family arguments, spent a lot of time in bed, and fallen in love again all while losing touch with another potential suitor.
Yeah, life moves pretty fast.
Fuck. You.
End of story.
That awkward moment when breakup sex turns into...
LOL That has never happened to me.
