No, really, bite me. I’d enjoy it, I promise.
How quickly things change! Holy fuck, my head is killing me. Seriously third migraine this week…what the fuck.
Why should I feel bad for you? Cause I flirted? I teased? All you ever wanted me was for one thing and you would have said anything to get it. I’m finally at the point where a ten minute conversation on the phone is much more fulfilling than a night of quick and dirty eroticism. I like being at this point and now you don’t want to be my friend cause I’m no longer an option. I’m no longer a speed...
your sexual history on facebook is kind of interesting.
Jen: Why doesn't he just say "accio diadem?"
Jarod: That doesn't work on horcruxes.
Jen: Oh, that's right.
So unbelievably antsy
Meiko//Under my bed
Just cause I’m not following your agenda doesn’t mean I’m not doing things that are worth while.
I have some of the most ridiculous conversations with people. It’s glorious.
I am not judging poetry at midnight.– Merc
Okay, okay, okay
So right now, I am unjustifiably angry. You arrogant son of a bitch! And, why? Why do I give a fuck? Because I do. There is no rhyme or (good) reason for this rant. It just is what it is…
I understand the feeling.
alwaysawanderlust: It’s when I start wishing you were here when I’m doing normal stuff, like laundry or grocery shopping or washing my car, that I know nothing good will come of this.
I'm such an old lady.
Work kicked my ass today.
Me and you, you and me.
Let’s go back to 1983. On a side note, they are opening up an 80s themed restaurant in Lakewood right by my old place so this may actually be possible to travel back in time. Well, sort of.
No, douchebag, I did not chuckle when you offered to demolish my vagina. Thanks for the offer though. Prick.
January 14, 2010
and remember the no spooning rule.So Saturday ***** was WAY, WAY too drunk. Couldn’t walk straight, he was everywhere and he was flailing. Not to mention ALL OVER ME. And he was also dancing with 2 other girls and all I can say is…those poor, poor girls. They were drunk too but not nearly to the extent he was. So I’ve decided to develop some ground rules for him. Now of course...
janduran asked: Thanks for the follow :]
When I looked into your eyes, and you dared to...
aspiringatbest: You should have said, “Nice to meet you, I’m your other half.”
Mom: Do kids still make out in the movies?
Me: Um...I do!
My own feelings scare me most of all. I just want to be free. Come back and hopefully all of my insecurities, fears, and neediness will go away.
I really do look for problems when there are none. Being confused isn’t a bad thing. I just need to learn to deal with it.
My feet hurt. Work sucked. And, I’m still a little boggled. But, at least there’s good food and my niece is here.
I realized today I know nothing about this dude. He’s gorgeous and I’m sure there’s depth somewhere I’m just not in the mood to go searching for it. Maybe later. At least dinner was good.
“I can get real entitled. Real quick.” - J to brother J Terrible, I know. Terrible but true. “You’ve gone on more dates in the last few months than most people go on in a year.” - M Shut up Merc. I pushes my hand just as I’m about to hit his tattoo accidentally. “I knew you would forget.” - I J: I’m with my...
The fact that my brother and sister in law are not friends on Facebook cracks me up. It shows how unenthusiastic about Facebook they really are. At least they both have Married as their status.
I really do like me some Pennsylvanian boys. The accent kind of gets me. And the last one was BEAUTIFUL. Like ridiculously beautiful. I could have cried. LOL It probably wouldn’t have worked anyway. He was far too pretty for me.
I’m texting human league lyrics to people. It’s time for me to go to bed.
I will make you a very sad mixtape of ben folds, oasis, rufus wainwright, deathcab, and elliot smith. That is a promise.
I find a fatal flaw with the logic of love.
You wanna fight for this love. But, honey you cannot wrestle a dove. So baby it’s clear…