I’m tired and cranky and a tad bit nervous about my date tonight. I hope he has no expectations because if he does he is indeed setting himself up for disappointment.
I know the oddest fucking people.
It’s how I live my life. Oddly.
Me: I didn't climb on your lap like I wanted to.
L: Probably slightly inappropriate for Starbucks.
Me: Only slightly.
L: That's 7-11 behavior.
Yea, I’ve decided I’m not exerting any more effort into these men. They can come find me.
Laying on ex-boyfriend’s bed listening to Dolly Parton is bliss. Don’t judge me.
I will not drunk text anyone important.
Really, another vegan? And, what’s that? You’re getting rid of wheat and gluten from your diet? What are you eating? These men they always come to me -vegans and veggies. The haven’t eaten meat in 10 years or longer crew. And yet, the fucking sous chef I meet I don’t want to date. Ri-fucking-diculous.
I said it once
and I’ll say it again. Just because you stop following me doesn’t mean I don’t exist. But, thank you, thank you, thank you for picking me up Friday. You were a lifesaver. Literally.
Worst night ever.
Oh my god Google
I am frustrated. But, that is okay. I will deal with this all on my own because I am a strong person.
If the fall doesn’t kill you, the heartbreak will.
blumagic-deactivated20120409 asked: you have no clue how much love i have for you because you liked my post. i was starting to feel like a tool
I become fascinated with the most fucked up people.
He and I are a different breed.
James: Damn it! I have stuff on my bed.
James: It's right where I want to lay.
Me: Just ignore it. That's what I do.
It really shouldn’t take me that long to send an email but it did. I didn’t know what the hell to say. So I just decided to tell him about my day. Is that what it’s going to be like? I guess so. I could get used to that. Listening to “Where have all the merrymakers gone?” and contemplating how to start my new, better-for-me life. You know the one where my mother...
34 years is an awful long time to be married...
It cracks me up how my dad secretly says really nice things ABOUT my mom to other people when she’s not around. “Oh yeah, she takes great care of me. Like a nurse. Does everything like Kaiser tells her to. Oh, she’s in great shape. She’s always kept up her shape. She’s always busy. If she’s not taking care of me, she’s doing something with the grandkids....
I’m kind of not looking forward to tomorrow. Maybe my dad will just ignore me. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Thank you for your apology and for coming over to see me. I hope you know how much I adore you. Some loves are greater than others.