September 2011
42 posts
Sep 30th
Sep 29th
3,167 notes
4 tags
Sep 29th
1,524 notes
1 tag
Sep 27th
2,952 notes
Sep 26th
190 notes
I’m tired and cranky and a tad bit nervous about my date tonight. I hope he has no expectations because if he does he is indeed setting himself up for disappointment.
Sep 24th
Sep 24th
26 notes
Sep 23rd
3,489 notes
3 tags
Sep 23rd
1,219 notes
Sep 22nd
85,780 notes
I know the oddest fucking people.
It’s how I live my life. Oddly.
Sep 21st
Tru.Dat.
Me: I didn't climb on your lap like I wanted to.
L: Probably slightly inappropriate for Starbucks.
Me: Only slightly.
L: That's 7-11 behavior.
Sep 21st
5 tags
Sep 21st
3,815 notes
Yea, I’ve decided I’m not exerting any more effort into these men. They can come find me.
Sep 21st
Laying on ex-boyfriend’s bed listening to Dolly Parton is bliss. Don’t judge me.
Sep 20th
4 tags
Sep 18th
88 notes
I will not drunk text anyone important.
Sep 18th
Really, another vegan? And, what’s that? You’re getting rid of wheat and gluten from your diet? What are you eating? These men they always come to me -vegans and veggies. The haven’t eaten meat in 10 years or longer crew. And yet, the fucking sous chef I meet I don’t want to date. Ri-fucking-diculous.
Sep 17th
1 tag
Sep 16th
231 notes
Sep 14th
8,743 notes
I said it once
and I’ll say it again. Just because you stop following me doesn’t mean I don’t exist. But, thank you, thank you, thank you for picking me up Friday. You were a lifesaver. Literally.
Sep 13th
Sep 13th
10,663 notes
8 tags
Sep 11th
4,474 notes
Officially
Worst night ever.
Sep 10th
3 tags
Oh my god Google
popeofgeekery:
Sep 10th
14,870 notes
4 tags
Sep 9th
149,290 notes
I am frustrated. But, that is okay. I will deal with this all on my own because I am a strong person. 
Sep 9th
Sep 6th
4 notes
If the fall doesn’t kill you, the heartbreak will.
:(
Sep 6th
4 notes
3 tags
Sep 6th
370 notes
blumagic-deactivated20120409 asked: you have no clue how much love i have for you because you liked my post. i was starting to feel like a tool
Sep 6th
Sep 6th
6,528 notes
I become fascinated with the most fucked up people.
Sep 5th
Sep 5th
32,725 notes
He and I are a different breed.
James: Damn it! I have stuff on my bed.
Me: So...
James: It's right where I want to lay.
Me: Just ignore it. That's what I do.
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
1,235 notes
Sep 4th
9,541 notes
It really shouldn’t take me that long to send an email but it did. I didn’t know what the hell to say. So I just decided to tell him about my day. Is that what it’s going to be like? I guess so. I could get used to that. Listening to “Where have all the merrymakers gone?” and contemplating how to start my new, better-for-me life. You know the one where my mother...
Sep 4th
1 tag
Sep 4th
8,942 notes
34 years is an awful long time to be married...
It cracks me up how my dad secretly says really nice things ABOUT my mom to other people when she’s not around. “Oh yeah, she takes great care of me. Like a nurse. Does everything like Kaiser tells her to. Oh, she’s in great shape. She’s always kept up her shape. She’s always busy. If she’s not taking care of me, she’s doing something with the grandkids....
Sep 3rd
Fuck
I’m kind of not looking forward to tomorrow. Maybe my dad will just ignore me. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Sep 2nd
Thank you for your apology and for coming over to see me. I hope you know how much I adore you. Some loves are greater than others. 
Sep 1st