I guess this is why we dated almost a year...
J: Comida Tuesday?
A: Hmmm shmaybe
J: Wednesday works too
A: Four leaf clovers
A: Saber tooth tigers
A: Go go gadget helicopter
A: Proton lazer canon
J: Human catapult
A: The hand of God
J: The hammer of Thor
A: Mlijinour or some shit. Invisibility cloak.
J: Minotaur? Invisibility cloak=cheez whiz
J: Lava geyser
This is 30 minutes of our lives we are never getting back. Glad they were well spent.
I’m an unknown individual in an unattended car Hey, welcome to Chicago or...– Bound Away - CAKE
How Do You Get Pink Eye?
new post up :)
Last night, I had the strangest dreams. Adventuring with some people that were supposed to be my family and then something about a rat. So creepy. This morning I woke up to a friend asking if I would attend his court date next week. His boyfriend can’t make it and he wants to make sure someone is there in case he gets sent to jail. Awesome. Of course, I’ll be there. I will wait with...
If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that it’s okay if a crazy...– Some Advice for Young People (via TheAwl)
Yes, your salt levels will be fucked today. No one should ever eat more than one Instant Lunch (cup of noodles) in a single day. We know you think you’re sick but this does not count as chicken noodle soup. Sincerely, Maruchan
Proud of my brother, I am.
Me: Your Halloween bear is very cute. I think it needs just a small bouquet of flowers to go with it.
James: Thanks, dude. There will indeed be some flowers.
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