A Minor Incident: Archive

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Apr 1st

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You want space, you got it.

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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First sleep then more writing. I’ve got things to finish.

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

1,271 notes

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”

– (via loftsmoke)

Mar 26th

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Argh.

I need some motherfucking fun!!!!!!!

Mar 25th

Holy shit,

I’m exhausted.

Mar 24th

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Seeing is believing.

The shades were drawn when I woke up this morning. I could see a dark figment walking back and forth. What time is it? Wow, 7:58. Perfect timing. I opened my eyes to watch him take care of his morning routine. Impressive. I can never wake up and get ready that seamlessly. And, as discussed the night before, he was right on track to being out the door by 8:20. I flopped around a few times more. I...

Mar 24th

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Planes, trains, and spaces

“Hi, I’m the social worker for this floor. I just wanted to come and introduce myself and see how the patient is doing. Who are you?” “We’re his children. There’s the two of us and another brother.” “Is he married? Does his wife live with him?” “Yes, he’s married to our mother. She lives with him and so do I and my other brother.” “How’s the family doing?” “Not that well. We’re all pretty...

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

57,499 notes

I don’t know if I can do this anymore.

Mar 21st

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I am so unbelievably bored at work. Also, it’s freezing in here & it seems noisier than usual but I think that’s all in my head. I am antsy as fuck. Maybe, I’ll do some exploring tonight. I need to get out. What’s up, Los Angeles?

Mar 21st

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Sorry!

I just unfriended someone who had 1001 friends on that godawful time-sucker, facebook. She now has 1000 friends. I’m sure she’ll be crying tonight. ;)

Mar 21st

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a) seriously thinking about getting rid of my twitter or starting from scratch b) why am i such a good detective? it’s incredibly easy for me to figure out my men’s past lives (i.e. ex-gfs). godbless/goddamn technology. c) there are so many things i feel i’m “done” with. it’s strange. but good. they weren’t healthy anyway.

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Secret Agent Super Hooker

I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I’m thinking…

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

484 notes

Please don’t change your mind.

Mar 19th

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Jenna: Mom, please stop explaining the plot to the cat. It’s creeping me out. 
Mom: *Puts her hands up to her temples and closes her eyes*
Jenna: And please do not try and do it telepathically either.

Mar 16th

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I'm celebrating St. Paddy's Day

with the gays. Gosh, I need to lose ten pounds in 4 days. Damn.

Mar 14th

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why must everyone snore?

I don’t see sleep coming anytime soon.

Mar 14th

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“You are more important to me than getting drunk at a bar. That’s love.”